Monday, January 26, 2009

Thecus N8800 - Ultra-high Performance 2U NAS | Overview

Thecus N8800 - Ultra-high Performance 2U NAS | Overview

Now that is an insane NAS.

That's what she said....

Kyle : I wanna see some stickplay, with a spin and a shot from between the legs.
Sean : Wow, that's what SHE said.

While watching the NHL all star game.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Recycle fail

From Funny

Breakfast today

From Tamagoyaki

Took me a bit of work this morning... first time I tried it. They ended up being a little too big to eat. Need to make the rice part smaller and instead of a big roll on top, slice a thinner piece and lay it the other way.

Tamagoyaki recipe was from here.


Sushi rice recipe was here.
  • 3 cups Japanese rice
  • 3 1/4 cups water
  • 1/3 cup rice vinegar
  • 3 Tbsp sugar
  • 1 tsp salt

[YTP] Billy Mays - The Big City Toilet

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Found on craiglist

To the Asian Girl Whom I offended with my Asian-ness - m4w - 28 (Westside)


Reply to: pers-979427049@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-03, 9:21PM PST


You: Asian, young(ish), cute, petite, left-of-center, cosmopolitan.

Me: The Asian guy you would never dream of giving a second glance.

Hi! I’m so sad that you were offended by my very presence at your favorite boutique coffee shop. Seriously, I was just there to do some work and maybe a bit of reading – I didn’t mean to draw attention to the fact that you too, are also Asian. I was just looking for a quiet place to sit, and the seat by you just happened to be open. It’s not like peed all over you, put my arm around your shoulder, and screamed to all the other patrons in a heavy Chinese accent, “She mine! You all stay away!”

After I sat down and pulled out Said’s Orientalism (no joke), you, in all of your ignorant glory, proceeded to loudly flirt with the nearest non-Asian man with a pulse to dissuade any romantic overtures from me. Lady, I already know you only date white guys; you don’t even have to open your mouth.

Ever since Chad took you out back in high school and made you the envy of all homecoming, you’ve understood the magical power of white boys. Your parents balked until they saw how well Chet treated you and made you so so so happy. You tell yourself you don’t see color lines, and that you’re ending racism by only dating white guys – and you give yourself a little pat on the back every night before dreaming of waking up with beautiful blonde hair. You’ve even thrown in a black guy or two, just to get back at daddy. Asian guys? Like, gag me with a spoon!

Hey, I applaud you. You’re totally progressive. Never mind all that bukakke stuff Jeremy keeps wanting to do (I wonder where he gets these ideas?). No need to worry about Scotty’s browser history pointing to asianteensluts.com. Totally normal! What red-blooded American man doesn’t want to bang a Japanese high school girl?

Honestly, if I were in your stilettos, I’d do the same thing. If white girls were all over me ‘cause of my nice, smooth skin, my mad computer skills and wispy peach fuzz, I’d ride that white stallion to all glory.

But since I’m 6’2”, 200 lbs. with 4% body fat and a PhD, I guess I’ll have to settle for one of our more racist Asian sistahs.

Jennifer 8. Lee: Who was General Tso? and other mysteries of

Monday, January 5, 2009

Absolute Genius....

Something is not quite right about that.
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